A new girlfriend


A new girlfriend

John Thomposon finally got a girlfriend. She is very pretty . John wanted to do everything he could to keep her . On Monday ,his girlfriend wanted to go joging at 6 am. John wanto to sheep longer. He went with her anyway. On theday, his girlfriend wanted to go shopping. John hated shoppng. However, John still went with his girlfriends. On Wednesday, johns girlfriedd wanted to have a picnic. The park gave john allergies. He still went,just to keep her happy.

By thuresday, john was very tired. He got a call from his girlfriend. John decided no to answer,’I tink I like my couch more than my girlfriend.’ He said.


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